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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1.下班后在一家奶茶店点了一杯饮品,发条朋友圈记录一下生活,发完后感觉眼睛很累,忽然就想到一个在网上看到放松眼睛的方法,于是就试了下。先把两只手搓热,再用双手捂住眼睛,放轻松,放空脑袋什么也不想,持续五分钟后把手放开,一睁眼,桌子上的手机不见了!无情啊!

2.我一闺蜜长相很一般,一次下血本去整了容,整完以后简直颜值爆表,闺蜜高高兴兴的就回家了,到家门口敲了敲门,丈夫打开门看见我闺蜜一脸疑惑道:“请问你是?”闺蜜:“怎么?你不认识我了?” 丈夫愣了一下,然后惊喜地说:“快进来,我老婆不在家。”

3.一次家里的小狗生病了,就带去宠物医院给它看病,看完从宠物医院那儿回家,到家后我叹了一口气,对老公说:“我们的小狗真是太可怜了!回来的路上不停的哀叫,像是有话要对我说一样。”老公看了狗一眼说道:“小傻瓜,我觉得这狗可能想对你说,它不是我们家的!”

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