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[短篇] 笑话3则

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笑话3则

1、“减肥可以玩呼啦圈。”
“玩不了。”
“转不动吗?”
“套不进去…”

2、某君:喂,是110吗?
Pol.ice:是的,有什么可以帮您的吗?
某君:你们一般在什么地方可以抓到小姐啊?
Pol.ice:我们在XX地方可以经常抓到。
某君:好的,谢谢!
Pol.ice:嘟~嘟~ ......

3、今天去吃番茄炒鸡蛋,盘内却没发现一丁点鸡蛋,还TM跟没放盐似的,质问老板:你这是什么菜呀?
老板嘿嘿一笑:番茄超级淡啊。
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