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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1.路过一个乞讨者,我随手将5毛硬币扔到他面前的杯子里。乞讨者冲我喊道:谢谢你的钱啊,把我10块买的咖啡全TM毁了。


2.女:听说你们男人关了灯抱着谁睡都一样是吗?男:当然不一样了,抱着自己爱的人和不爱的人睡觉感觉是完全不同的。女:你不是说我是你的初恋吗?快说你TM还抱过谁?


3.如你跟一位女孩第一次见面后,你会记住她很漂亮、很温柔、很可爱、很独立……那说明她胸不大。

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