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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1、女:老公,今天逛完街好累啊,我现在还好饿。
男:那我下面给你吃?
女:下面,好啊!
男:对啊!下面啊 嘻嘻嘻 我下面给你吃
2、母牛和公牛离婚了,母牛再婚,找了一头大象,后来又和大象离婚,和公牛复婚,复婚当晚,一场激情过后,公牛点烟倚在窗旁,说:“我像只鱼儿在你的荷塘。”
3、一日董卓大宴群臣,为试诸人忠诚,命貂蝉涂黑双乳,舞于席间。忽而灯灭,复明后见群臣手皆黑,唯布白。
卓大喜,遂赏布。曰:布,忠臣也!


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