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恋爱中意想不到的后果

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恋爱中意想不到的后果

刑警队长屡破大案,功绩显著,兢兢业业。只有一点使老人家人担心,就是三十多岁了还没有未婚妻。他有个怪癖,走到哪里都牵着自己新爱的警犬。由于对工作一丝不苟,深得领导的青睐。一天,局长给他介绍了一个女朋友,就是局办公室的文字秘书。两个人一见如故,相见恨晚,没事就到处散步,谈情说爱。一天走到河边,忽然刑警队长提出来要游泳,女孩说:我没带用以怎么办呢?刑警队长说:这好办,拍拍警犬的头,吻了一下女孩的身体,说:去她的办公室里把游泳衣拿来。警犬马上飞奔去公安局办公室。过了半个时辰,只见警犬前面跑,后面警车追,追到河边一看队长和女朋友在那里站着,立刻报告:队长这警犬是你的吧?,队长说是我的。警车队长悄悄的对刑警队长说:不好了,你的警犬跑到局里把我们局长的老儿给咬下来了。(故事完了,下面自己考虑吧)
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