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[短篇] 生活笑话三则

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生活笑话三则

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小孩小孩你别馋,过了腊八就是年。腊八粥喝几天,哩哩啦啦二十三。
二十三,上班班......
二十四,上班班......
二十五,上班班......
二十六,上班班......
二十七,上班班......
二十八,上班班......

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我爸问我黄晓明的老婆是不是叫Hellokitty。

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表哥是个武警,脾气有点暴躁。
早上和他一起吃早餐,早餐店里挤满了人。邻桌一个胳膊上满是纹身的杀马特,吃完早餐嘴一抹就走,钱都不付。表哥上去一个扫堂腿,一下子撂倒了。
店老板风风火火的轮着菜刀冲出来:“干嘛打我儿子?!”
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